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Friday 29 March 2019

Wedding Speech, Sidney Sussex College, Cambridge, 29 March, 2019.

Thank you everyone for coming to this wonderful event. What a spectacular location, what a truly lovely day.

Let’s toast the bride and groom, and wish them all the happiness in the world.

Many of us have flown half way around the world to be here on this memorable occasion -- and this is one of the proudest days of my life.

What a romantic idea, to get married in this ancient, picturesque place. In Spring, when the daffodils are out, the cherry trees are in flower, and the famous Cambridge meadows are looking their absolute best.

England is notorious for its terrible weather, but the heavens have also conspired to make this a completely perfect day.

I know it’s customary to tell embarrassing stories from your daughter’s childhood, but as I wish to live to a grand old age I might just avoid that.

The technical term is patricide. Put simply: I don’t wish to be killed.

Except to say that Henrietta has worked extremely hard to achieve her successes, including two university degrees. And she has built a life of her own, stepped out into the wider world, and now you are stepping out with someone else.

From the time she first met Christian, it was obvious Henrietta had met the man she loved and wished to make a life with.

What a wonderful thing, this day, this union.

To you, Christian, to your family, to Henrietta, now you are building a life together.

Christian, if the time ever comes you will make a great father, and Henrietta, you will make a great, fiercely protective mother. I hope you make me as proud a grandfather as I am a father, but whatever happens in the future, I wish you both all the very best.

It’s an emotional day, of course, because we’ve all travelled so far to be here, literally and figuratively. But it’s also a truly magnificent day which will lodge in each of our memories as one of the happiest days of our respective lives.

Let us toast the bride and groom.

Pix. Daughter's wedding. With family and inlaws. Cambridge, UK. 29 March, 2019.















Pix. Family photos, Daughter's wedding. UK. 29 March, 2019.










Pix. Family photo. Daughter's wedding. Cambridge, UK, 29 March, 2019.

Pix. Daughter's wedding, UK Cambridge, 29 March, 2019.

Pix. Daughter's wedding. UK Cambridge. 29 March, 2019.


Pix. Daughter's wedding, Cambridge, UK, 29 March, 2019.

Pix. Daughter's Wedding, UK, 29 March, 2019.

Pix. Daughter's Wedding, Cambridge, UK, 29 March, 2019.

Pix. Daughter's Wedding. Cambridge, UK. 29 March, 2019.


Pix. Daughter's wedding. Cambridge, UK. 29 March, 2019.

Pix. Daughter's wedding. The Hymns. 29 March, 2019.



Pix. Walking Daughter down the aisle. Cambridge, UK. 2019.


Pix. Walking daughter down the aisle. Cambridge, UK. 29 March, 2019.



Pix. Walking Daughter down the aisle. Cambridge, UK. 29 March, 2019.


Pix: Daughter Henrietta's wedding, Cambridge, England, 29 March, 2019.


Pix, Walking daughter Henrietta down the aisle, Cambridge, England, 29 March, 2019.


Thursday 7 March 2019

Pigs at the Trough

Shellharbour, NSW. 2019. 
Wreathed in scandal. 
That was all there was to it. 
They could not take a trick. 
Not a single solitary trick. 
They did not deserve to win. 
The Australian public did not deserve them. 
And it was an entirely own goal, because nobody wanted the other side either. 
Out to sea the trellises had collapsed, their ruins washing further out to sea.
Suddenly he had had enough. 
He couldn't stand it anymore, and up and left. 
There would be a future date. 
In the inland it was so dry even the cacti were wilting. 
Another cloudless sky. 
Another gush of heat. 

THE BIGGER STORY:

MORE SCANDAL


https://www.crikey.com.au/2019/02/18/minerals-council-scott-morrison/

According to Scott Morrison, we have a lot to thank the mining sector for.
In a speech at the Minerals Council of Australia dinner at Parliament House last week, the Prime Minister reaffirmed his deep commitment to the industry, and railed against the “noisy, shouty voices” that wanted to shut it down:
There’s a Shire expression. For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about it’s that wonderful southern part of Sydney. We have our own language and if we like something, this is what we say; ‘How good is mining?’
Morrison said that he would repeat this pro-mining mantra — of questionable origin — across the country, in Canberra, Townsville and Toorak. “I want you to succeed because stronger mining industry means a stronger Australia. A weaker mining industry means a weaker Australia,” he said.
The dinner came as part of the MCA’s Mining Week, a series of talks, panel discussions and events billed as “the industry’s opportunity to engage with decision-makers in Canberra”. But, how exactly did we end up here?

The hottest ticket in town

The MCA is a hugely influential lobby group which has poured millions into political coffers over the years. In early 2018, it made the oddly frank admission in a Senate inquiry that it had made donations to gain access to politicians, breaking from the standard line about “supporting democracy” usually employed by similar groups.
Last week’s dinner displayed the depths of this access. Morrison was joined on the guest list by numerous Coalition MPs, including Resources Minister Matt Canavan, Health Minister Greg Hunt and Environment Minister Melissa Price — who was recently called “invisible” by environmental groups over her conspicuous absence during a summer of heatwaves and natural disasters.


HELLOWORLD, THIS IS ME

US ambassador and former Treasurer Joe Hockey reportedly asked US embassy staff to meet with controversial travel company Helloworld, with which he has close ties, prior to it lobbying the department for government work. Hockey holds both a close personal relationship with company manager and Liberal Party treasurer Andrew Burnes as well as more than $1.3 million in shares in the company.
The Sydney Morning Herald reports that Hockey told staff to organise a meeting between the Washington embassy’s head of operations and an executive from Helloworld subsidiary Qantas Business Travel in April 2017 ahead of a government tender pitch. The news comes after Finance Minister Mathias Cormann admitted to calling Burnes directly three times to book flights, one set of which he was not charged for.